New Ten Commandments vs Ten Commandments

THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS (Humanists)
Humanists have not actually abolished the Ten Commandments. They’ve just replaced God’s Law with their own rules:

THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS (Humanists)

1. You shall not be intolerant of other religions, beliefs or views – except for Christianity of course. 

2. You shall not read the Bible or pray in government schools. (However sex education, even in primary schools, must become mandatory.)

3. You may never take the names of Darwin, Marx, Mao or Mandela in vain. (However cursing and ridiculing the names of Jesus Christ and His followers is an essential aspect of free speech.)

4. Remember to keep holy Human Rights Day, Freedom Day, Workers Day, Women’s Day and Youth Day. (However, do be sure to go shopping on the Lord’s Day and plan other activities for Good Friday, Easter, Ascension Day and . . . Xmas!).

5. Honour your Mother Earth and Father State.

6. You shall not defend yourself against assailants and rapists nor may you allow convicted murderers to be executed. (However, you may kill helpless infants through abortion and the incurable and very old people through euthanasia. In fact don’t stop with them – once you realise what a burden you have become to Mother Earth you may want to request a physician assisted suicide.)

7. You shall not call it adultery, fornication, homosexuality pornography or perversion. Don’t be so bigoted and judgemental! If it feels good do it. Don’t consider the consequences for yourself or your spouse or children or society in general. Give free expression to every lust and craving and call it an "alternative lifestyle."

8. Do not steal because the government hates competition. Pay all the taxes we demand from you – even if you don’t receive any services back from the government. If you must steal, take from the hard working middle class bourgeois – just leave enough for us to get our taxes out of them too.

9. You may not tell the truth or preach the Gospel to your neighbour for that may offend them. You shall not offend your neighbour or suggest that he is wrong (Unless he is a Christian – then he deserves any abuse).

10. You shall not think differently from what the state TV tells you to think, for deviation from the politically correct position is intolerable.

Read the article 'God's law or Chaos' 

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (God's Law)

1. I am the Lord your God … You shall have no other gods before Me.
Forbids: Polytheism, pantheism and atheism.
Right implied: Freedom of worship.

2. You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything … you shall not bow down to them or worship them.
Forbids: Idolatry of statues, icons, pictures, people or false religions.
Right implied: The right to know God’s will to do it.

3. You shall not misuse the Name of the Lord your God for the Lord will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses His Name.
Forbids: Profanity, false prophesies and blasphemy.
Right implied: Freedom of speech.

4. Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy. Six days you shall labour and do all your work.
Forbids: Desecration of the Lord’s Day.
Right implied: The right to work and to rest.

5. Honour your father and your mother.
Forbids: Disrespect, dishonour and disobedience towards our parents and any one in authority over us.
Right implied: Respect for authority.

6. You shall not murder
Forbids: Murder, suicide, abortion and euthanasia.
Right implied: The right to life.

7. You shall not commit adultery
Forbids: Fornication, adultery, pornography, perversion and homosexuality.
Right implied: The sanctity of marriage.

8. You shall not steal
Forbids: Theft, fraud, socialism, laziness and vandalism.
Right implied: Private ownership of property.

9. You shall not give false testimony against your neighbour.
Forbids: Perjury, gossip and slander.
Right implied: The right to have one’s name protected from slander.

10. You shall not covet … anything that belongs to your neighbour.
Forbids: Coveting, envy, greed, selfishness and socialism.
Right implied: Freedom of conscience.